Title: Walking with Whiskey: Love is Like A Stun Gun
Rating: PG
Warnings: Crack, humour, fluff
Pairings: Slight Bill/Tom if you care to look for it.
Disclaimer: Not mine - it's all fake and fantasty.
Chapter(s): 01/01
Notes: The entire quote is Love is like a stun gun: sudden, shocking, and sometimes illegal! from Kawaii Not. Enjoy. ^^

( Love is like a stun gun: sudden, shocking, and sometimes illegal! )

Title: Walking with Whiskey: It's Four in the Morning; Do You Know Where Your Penis Is?
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Crack, humour, fluff
Pairings: None.
Disclaimer: Nope.
Chapter(s): 01/01
Notes: I wasn't sure if I wanted to use the quote or not, but...*shrug* Enjoy. ^^

( It's four in the morning; do you know where your penis is? )

Title: Walking with Whiskey: Save Water; Shower With Me
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Crack, humour, implied slash
Pairings: Bill/Georg
Disclaimer: Nope.
Chapter(s): 01/01
Notes: It's short, beware. Enjoy. ^^

( Save water; shower with me. )

Title: Walking with Whiskey: It's Exactly What It Looks Like
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Crack, humour, implied slash
Pairings: Gustav/Georg
Disclaimer: Nope.
Chapter(s): 01/01
Notes: Holy un-updated, Batman! Enjoy. ^^

( It's exactly what it looks like. )

Title: Walking with Whiskey: I Find Your Lack of Pants Disturbing
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Crack, humour, mild slash
Pairings: Gustav/Georg
Disclaimer: Nope.
Chapter(s): 01/01
Notes: Found an icon with those words on it and this is what came of it. Enjoy. ^^

( I find your lack of pants disturbing. )

Title: Walking with Whiskey: To Please Me, You Gotta Squeeze Me
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Crack, humour, slash
Pairings: Tom/Bushido
Disclaimer: Nope.
Chapter(s): 01/01
Notes: I don't know how well this turned out...it was late at night when I wrote it. The original quote is from Kawaii Not. Enjoy. ^^

( To please me, you gotta squeeze me. )

Title: Walking with Whiskey: What About His Tongue Stud?
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Crack, humour, slash
Pairings: Georg/Bill, Tom/Gustav
Disclaimer: Nope.
Chapter(s): 01/01
Notes: The quote's from rosephantom(thanks for letting me use it!). I saw it and couldn't resist. I'm sorry. Enjoy. ^^

( What about his tongue stud? )

Title: Walking with Whiskey: Which pressie has the vagina in it?
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Crack, humour, twincest, slash, MPREG
Pairings: Bill/Tom/Draco Malfoy(implied)
Disclaimer: Nope.
Chapter(s): 01/01
Notes: More crack continues with the threesome pairing. I can't seem to help the onslaught of crack going around in my head currently, blocking ( Read more... )

Title: Walking with Whiskey: Stop Lubricating the Man
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Crack, mild AU, humour, slash
Pairings: Bill/Tom/Draco Malfoy(implied)
Disclaimer: Nope.
Chapter(s): 01/01
Notes: The quote being used in this one is from 'Transformers'. Enjoy. ^^

( Stop lubricating the man! )

Title: Walking with Whiskey: Ring my Doorbell
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Crack, humour, twincest, slash
Pairings: Bill/Tom, Georg/Gustav
Disclaimer: Nope.
Chapter(s): 01/01
Notes: All this really is going to be, is a bunch of crack fics mashed together into one. I'm not that good at crack, angst is more my thing, but I figured I'd take a whack at it ( Read more... )